Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass announced a citywide curfew in parts of downtown, hoping to cool down the increasingly heated…
Trump Deploys Extra Troops to LA, War Room Doubles as BBQ Tent
President Trump cranked the military dial to eleven, sending in 4,000 National Guard troops and 700 Marines to Los Angeles.…
LA Protests Over Immigration Raids Go Wild
Los Angeles was ablaze with protests—figuratively and quite literally—as ICE raids and Trump’s hardline immigration policies sparked public outrage. Angry…
China, US Meet in London to Argue Politely Over World Domination
Top trade reps from China and the U.S. met in a luxurious London ballroom to pretend they were getting along.…
LA Deploys Tanks to Tame Protest Signs!
In a bold move to stop the spread of cardboard signs and peaceful chanting, the U.S. government sent nearly 2,000…
National Donut Day: Sweet Freedom in a Fat Nation
Every first Friday of June, Americans unite to celebrate a beloved tradition: National Donut Day—a sacred moment when calories are…
Boeing Pays, Not Flies
Boeing agreed to pay $1.1 billion to avoid prosecution by the U.S. Department of Justice over two fatal 737 MAX…
White House Doubles Tariffs on Aluminum and Steel
The White House doubling tariffs on aluminum and steel might mean soda cans and cutlery prices will skyrocket, making summer…
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Message to Environmentalists
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Terminator turned “Green-minator,” is back with an environmental message. Perhaps he’ll send a T-800 to every polluting…
Trump’s Plan to Cut NASA’s Budget
Trump’s plan to cut NASA’s budget might mean astronauts will have to start pinching pennies, perhaps bringing packed lunches to…
Apple Faces Scrutiny Over AI Advancements
Apple, famous for its “Think Different” motto, might now have to “Think Carefully” when it comes to AI. Scrutiny over…
Elon Musk Leaves Role in Trump Administration
News of Elon Musk stepping down from his role in the Trump administration was met with a mix of relief…
CDC: Constantly Debating Confusion?
First it was mandatory, then it was recommended. Three doses, now just one. Tomorrow? Maybe just a sticker will do.…
Medicaid for Americans Only—Aliens, Please Cough Quietly
The Trump administration has a new prescription for healthcare: if you’re not a U.S. citizen, take two aspirins and good…
De-Dollarization Drama: The World Moves On, Trump Says ‘Jealous Much?
Dedollarization is making headlines as more countries shift away from the U.S. dollar in global trade. Trump responded by calling…
Trump Throws a Tariff Tantrum—EU on the Clock
Donald Trump has threatened to slap a 50% tariff on EU goods if trade talks don’t wrap up by July…
Trump vs Harvard: Foreign Brains Not Welcome?
The long-standing feud between Donald Trump and Harvard reignited over a ban on accepting and retaining foreign students. Trump accused…
Memorial Day 2025: 45 Million Americans Travel not afraid of Recession
Travel Surge on Memorial Day 2025 Allays Recession Fears: More than 45 million Americans are expected to travel on Memorial…
Trump Wants iPhones Made in USA—Can It Happen?
President Trump proposed moving iPhone production to the United States, sparking widespread debate. Many questioned whether the U.S. manufacturing sector…
Political Targets? DOJ and Trump’s Immigration Crackdown
Media attention shifted to immigration policies and law enforcement under the Trump administration. Reports suggested that the Department of Justice…
Oval Office Clash: Trump and Ramaphosa Face Off
A diplomatic confrontation unfolded in the Oval Office between President Trump and South African President Cyril Ramaphosa. Tensions rose after…
Trump’s Tax Cut Bill Sparks GOP Infighting
A heated debate broke out on Capitol Hill over a massive tax cut bill pushed by President Trump. Despite being…