President Trump cranked the military dial to eleven, sending in 4,000 National Guard troops and 700 Marines to Los Angeles. With protests growing faster than TikTok drama, Trump’s strategy was clear: more boots, fewer chants. Locals joked the city now had more uniforms than civilians. “At this point, can we just rename LA to Fort Trump?” asked a resident while snapping selfies with a tank. The President, meanwhile, reportedly monitored the situation from his golf cart, sipping a Diet Coke.