Donald Trump broke the internet (again) by declaring on Truth Social that Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire — because he “told them to.” No government has confirmed this, but Trump insists it’s “the greatest peace deal since pizza met pineapple.”
Asked for proof, he tweeted a photo of him Photoshopped between two peace doves. One dove looked confused, the other was checking Zillow for a new nest.
Israel and Iran, both stunned, reportedly asked, “Wait, did we sign something?”
Meanwhile, the UN held an emergency nap.
Analysts warn: while Trump’s ceasefire might not be real, the confusion is — and that might be the most dangerous weapon of all.