WFH, our beloved pajama-friendly office, just hit the big pause button.
Hundreds of thousands of remote workers who loved bragging about “meetings from bed” are suddenly staring at blank screens—thanks to a massive cyber meltdown and power crisis that’s squeezing wallets harder than last month’s power bank.
Internet? Gone. Electricity? Too expensive to keep the router alive.
Tech companies, customer service centers, and those hip startups that never turned a profit anyway are now showing remote workers the exit door—mass layoffs are here, baby!
Office WhatsApp groups are now ghost towns. Google Meet? Just a dusty icon. Startup CEOs? Probably “working remotely” from Bali, looking for “new vibes”.
Meanwhile, the job market’s having a panic attack. People suddenly miss neckties, traffic jams, and biometric punch-in machines—just to prove they still have a job to go to. Recession rumors? Turns out, remote workers are the warm-up act.
So, dear WFH warriors—better start packing. When the Wi-Fi’s dead, the paycheck follows. Time to brush up that dusty CV—maybe the offline world still wants you back.