ICE officers are under fire after allegedly detaining American citizens who looked “suspiciously non-default.” One man claims he was stopped for “walking too calmly while being brown.”
“I told them I’m a citizen, they said ‘show us three forms of ID, your grandma’s diary, and a DNA sample,’” he recounted while sipping teh botol under stress.
In response, ICE insisted it wasn’t detention, just “an immersive border experience.” Meanwhile, state attorneys general are urging agents to wear ID badges, uniforms, or at least branded tote bags.
A new bill has been proposed in Congress titled: “No Kidnapping Your Own People Act.”
Indonesian readers laughed, “Bro, that’s like getting pulled over for having too much sambal on your fries!”