In an apparent bid to win the Guinness World Record for “Most Documents No One Will Ever Read,” the U.S. government just dropped 240,000 pages related to Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination.
While meant to provide clarity, the release has mainly caused eye strain, printer meltdowns, and renewed suspicion. Americans hoped to find answers, but most are now trapped on page 37, questioning life decisions.
An Indonesian netizen remarked: “If this were a soap opera, it’d run for 3 years and still end with a question mark.”