Meta is going all-in on artificial intelligence, investing a cool $14.3 billion in Scale AI and hiring its CEO Alexandr Wang to join their elite “Superintelligence” dream team. Insiders say the goal is to build a brain smarter than all of Facebook combined—a low bar, joked one engineer. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg reportedly uploaded himself halfway into the cloud to bond with the AI, prompting fears he may soon speak only in code and emojis. Stay tuned for Meta’s next product: The Thinking Selfie.