An old American cowboy squints up at the fighter jets heading toward Iran and mutters, “I’ve seen this movie before… and it didn’t end well.” The government says it’s not war, just a “targeted response.” But the cowboy knows—when there are jets, flags, and background music, it’s already a box office flop in the making.
He sighs, “If this is Vietnam 2.0, I sure hope they packed a map and a better excuse.”