After a suspected strike on its nuclear site, Iran is fuming—and the U.S. isn’t taking chances. Radars are spinning, jets are flying, and generals are suddenly working overtime.
The White House hasn’t taken the credit, but their defense systems say otherwise. “We’re not looking for trouble, but we’re not running from a flying shoe either,” joked one sleepy Pentagon staffer.
Meanwhile, regular Americans? Still chilling with Netflix and making memes about missiles. The world holds its breath. The U.S. holds its position—with snacks ready just in case.