In his latest episode of Make Tariffs Great Again, Donald Trump proudly slapped a 30% tariff on almost everything that moves across the border.
The European Union immediately called an emergency coffee break to draft a strongly worded complaint, promising sweet revenge in the form of luxury taxes on American peanut butter and cowboy hats.
Mexico, meanwhile, giggled behind the fence and hinted they might just buy their corn elsewhere — maybe from Canada, or grow more themselves.
Back home, American farmers are now sweating harder than their cows, fearing they might have to swim in surplus soybeans if Europe and Mexico slam the door shut.
Stay tuned — the trade drama is just heating up, and popcorn might be next on the tariff list.