In the land of freedom and fries, the only thing running now is… out of fuel.
Jet fuel, diesel, and gasoline prices have soared so high, even Elon Musk had to check twice. Airlines are grounding flights faster than your ex blocks you, and truckers are literally parking in protest — because driving costs more than therapy now.
Logistics companies are issuing cancellation notices like student excuses, and whispers of “supply chain collapse” are spreading faster than TikTok trends. Experts warn this could lead to empty shelves, shipping delays, and worst of all: the horror of having to go outside to shop.
Meanwhile, Indonesians watching from afar simply shrug and ask:
“Why not just send it by motorbike?”