In a plot twist worthy of a climate disaster movie, the US Supreme Court struck down a key environmental regulation. Environmentalists screamed into reusable water bottles while power plants lit cigars with carbon reports. Mother Earth was unavailable for comment, possibly too busy packing for Mars.
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